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Monday, 21 November 2016

Squirrels

Cyclists have certain endearing terms for each other, such as "wheel leech" "sleigh rider" "ninja" "salmon" and- a personal favourite, "squirrel."

A squirrel is usually defined as a rider who cannot hold a line in a pack or paceline, who darts from side to side unpredictably or brakes suddenly for no apparent reason -in short, an erratic bike handler, very likely to cause a crash.

Then of course, there are actual squirrels.

i have dodged these critters on numerous occasions, most recently when one bolted out and froze right in front of me during a 30+mph decent. Another time,  a squirrel ran into my front wheel, bounced off and then ran into my rear wheel ( i believe it escaped with only a bad headache.)

 This is yet another reason i hold onto my 36 spoke wheels. A high spoke count allows less room to entrap the wee beasties, unlike the more modern low spoke types currently in vogue.

 This past weekend, a Chicago alderman was riding along a trail when he encountered one of these furry chaos factors:


The alderman was thrown over the bars and sustained some serious injuries. He remains hospitalised at the moment but is expected to make a good recovery.

One could make jokes about Kamikaze Squirrels (i did when i first heard the story, but then i read the news report,) but in this case such jokes would be in poor taste.                                                                                                             
Wishing the gentleman a speedy recovery. To all the rest of you, be careful out there!






Thursday, 3 November 2016

This Just in: Hell Freezes Over!

Thank you, Cubs!





(Cycling related content will resume sometime after my pulse rate returns to normal.)

Monday, 24 October 2016

Sign of the End Times?

Middle East in flames?

An increasingly belligerent Russia?

Global climate change?

NO.

The Cubs are in the World Series.

Lucifer is looking for his down parka.